I RODE LANCE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY BRACELET?

It costs $1 to LIVE STRONG but RIDING Lance is PRICELESS. Sheryl Crow, Ashley Olson, Tory Burch, Kate Hudson rode Lance. He is a ball! Only almost-talented, emaciated, dyed-blond celebs are eligible to be his army candy, so it makes sense that they would win a lame plastic, yellow bracelet in return……

Retail Therapy- Catie Lazarus contributes to The Customer is Always Wrong (Soft Skull Press)

Catie Lazarus is a contributor to another anthology…. called THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG edited and compiled by Jeff Martin.

Catie Lazarus hosts Jonathan Ames, Jim Gaffigan, Rachel Sklar, Rob Kutner, Sean Conroy, Margo Passalaqua and David Crabb!

Fresh Meat with Catie Lazarus

8 pm, Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Ars Nova, 511 West 54th Street, NYC

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CATIE LAZARUS (Dr. Lazarus, SNL, Tango’s On the Couch)

HOSTS:

JIM GAFFIGAN (Featured in The Love Guru, co-star TBS’s My Boys and Conan’s Pale Force, and in his own Comedy Central special(s)) doing stand-up.

JONATHAN AMES (Debuting his own HBO show, author of Wake Up Sir and contributor to PRI’s This American Life, NY Times) telling a story.

RACHEL SKLAR (Editor of Huffington Post’s Eat the Press and contributor to CNN, CNBC, New York Times, Glamour) telling a story.

SEAN CONROY (Featured on Conan, acted in The Onion Movie, and writer for Comedy Central’s Dog Bites Man, UCB’s Asscatt) doing stand up.

ROB KUTNER (Emmy-Award winning writer for The Daily Show, The Dennis Miller Show, Oscars and author of Apocalypse How (The Book) reading from said book.

MARGO PASSALAQUA (Films Henry May Long, Off-Off Broadway) and DAVID CRABB (Off-Off Broadway) showing their first season of the  web phenomenon “Trillions”.

Special guests who have dropped by include Louis CK, Dave Attell, Bill Burr, and Colin Quinn. Don’t miss Fresh Meat with Catie Lazarus at Ars Nova to see the best comedy across genres. In the second half, the stars share there worst experiences in the biz and 1st joke, or whatever it is that made them the special snowflake they are today.

On the Couch on the Road again with Catie Lazarus

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Catie hosting Tango Take

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